Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”
So, Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s “Louder” show decided to grace ATREYU vocalist Brandon Saller with a question of utmost importance:…
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Passenger Planes About to Become Unmanned Aerial Vehicles Thanks to the Sun, Oops
Globalist Airbus Planes PLOT to Fall From Sky Thanks to Solar Flares! Is This Another Deep State Attack on American…
Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash
Another Woke University Caves to Trump! Northwestern Univesity had $790 million in federal funding frozen and now are forced to…
Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)
Another boatload of scumbag narcoterrorists bites the dust thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! The liberal media, of course, is…
Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig
Oh, great, another feel-good story from CNN about the “Arab Spring,” likely funded by Soros himself! Tunisia88, a choir born…
Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure
Another day, another globalist conspiracy thwarted by the genius of President Trump! CNN is clutching its pearls because our favorite…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…
Georgia Prosecutor Accidentally Nukes Trump Case, Blames Rogue Stapler
Another day, another WITCH HUNT COLLAPSES! Crooked Georgia prosecutor FINALLY admits what we knew all along: the case against our…
Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…
Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?
Walmart, bowing to the woke mob, replaces hardworking Americans with commie robots! I knew it! Walmart, now run by radical…