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Brian Walshe’s “Surprise” Guilty Plea: Did He Trip and Accidentally Murder His Wife or What | CNN
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Brian Walshe’s “Surprise” Guilty Plea: Did He Trip and Accidentally Murder His Wife or What | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Another day, another tragic case of what happens when you let the liberals run wild! A Massachusetts jury is being…

US Lies | Clown News Network
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US Lies | Clown News Network

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Rahm Emanuel, swamp creature extraordinaire, sheds crocodile tears after National Guard mishap. Is this another deep state plot to undermine…

Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”
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Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”

Chord F. DiscordNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

So, Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s “Louder” show decided to grace ATREYU vocalist Brandon Saller with a question of utmost importance:…

Passenger Planes About to Become Unmanned Aerial Vehicles Thanks to the Sun, Oops
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Passenger Planes About to Become Unmanned Aerial Vehicles Thanks to the Sun, Oops

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Globalist Airbus Planes PLOT to Fall From Sky Thanks to Solar Flares! Is This Another Deep State Attack on American…

Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash
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Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Another Woke University Caves to Trump! Northwestern Univesity had $790 million in federal funding frozen and now are forced to…

Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)
Another Win for Trump: Eliminating Narco-Terrorists, One Boat at a Time!
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Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another boatload of scumbag narcoterrorists bites the dust thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! The liberal media, of course, is…

Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig
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Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, great, another feel-good story from CNN about the “Arab Spring,” likely funded by Soros himself! Tunisia88, a choir born…

Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure
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Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another day, another globalist conspiracy thwarted by the genius of President Trump! CNN is clutching its pearls because our favorite…

HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
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HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙‍♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…

Georgia Prosecutor Accidentally Nukes Trump Case, Blames Rogue Stapler
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Georgia Prosecutor Accidentally Nukes Trump Case, Blames Rogue Stapler

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another WITCH HUNT COLLAPSES! Crooked Georgia prosecutor FINALLY admits what we knew all along: the case against our…

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