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CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting
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CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Well, folks, the liberal media is at it again, twisting the tragic death of conservative icon Charlie Kirk into some…

Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)
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Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another sign of the impending socialist apocalypse! Can you believe this? Governor Kathy Hochul, apparently bending the knee…

Airline Employees Grounded for Roasting Charlie Kirk’s Near-Death Experience
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Airline Employees Grounded for Roasting Charlie Kirk’s Near-Death Experience

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Looks like the woke mob at Delta and American Airlines are at it again, suspending employees for daring to question…

Utah Governor Thinks Your Reflection Will Stop Political Violence, Apparently
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Utah Governor Thinks Your Reflection Will Stop Political Violence, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another Deep State drama! Governor Cox of Utah, bless his heart, is calling for unity after the unfortunate…

Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night
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Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join the woke crowd on Saturday September 13th 2025 at 6:30 PM (EDT) for a screening of ‘Madman’…

Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe
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Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint a picture of poor, misunderstood Tyler Robinson,…

CNN’s “Hero” Creates “Alliance” So Neurodiverse Kids Can Finally Learn ABCs
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CNN’s “Hero” Creates “Alliance” So Neurodiverse Kids Can Finally Learn ABCs

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Another day, another leftist attempt to indoctrinate our youth! This “CNN Hero” David Flink is pushing his “Neurodiversity Alliance,” which…

AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths
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AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, good, another step towards the Socialist hellscape we’re apparently destined for. Now they’re replacing our hardworking nurses with robots…

Josh Kraft’s Boston Mayoral Dreams Go *POOF* (Bye Felicia!)
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Josh Kraft’s Boston Mayoral Dreams Go *POOF* (Bye Felicia!)

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Josh Kraft, son of Patriots owner, throws in the towel against Boston Mayor Michelle Wu.…

Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL
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Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another one bites the dust, folks! Seems like the Deep State finally got to Charlie Kirk, or maybe he just…

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