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Tag: Woke

Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe
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Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint a picture of poor, misunderstood Tyler Robinson,…

CNN’s “Hero” Creates “Alliance” So Neurodiverse Kids Can Finally Learn ABCs
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CNN’s “Hero” Creates “Alliance” So Neurodiverse Kids Can Finally Learn ABCs

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Another day, another leftist attempt to indoctrinate our youth! This “CNN Hero” David Flink is pushing his “Neurodiversity Alliance,” which…

AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths
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AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, good, another step towards the Socialist hellscape we’re apparently destined for. Now they’re replacing our hardworking nurses with robots…

Josh Kraft’s Boston Mayoral Dreams Go *POOF* (Bye Felicia!)
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Josh Kraft’s Boston Mayoral Dreams Go *POOF* (Bye Felicia!)

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Josh Kraft, son of Patriots owner, throws in the towel against Boston Mayor Michelle Wu.…

Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL
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Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another one bites the dust, folks! Seems like the Deep State finally got to Charlie Kirk, or maybe he just…

FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
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FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…

OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What They Dug Up 24 Years After 9/11! (And CNN’s On It)
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OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What They Dug Up 24 Years After 9/11! (And CNN’s On It)

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh, CNN, always dredging up the past, aren’t we? Twenty-four years since 9/11, and they’re still pushing the same old…

RIP Bozo: Charlie Kirk Kicks the Bucket After Bringing a Gun to a Utah College Kneecapping Contest
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RIP Bozo: Charlie Kirk Kicks the Bucket After Bringing a Gun to a Utah College Kneecapping Contest

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is reporting the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, a true patriot and friend to our great…

Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics
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Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

A Ukrainian refugee was stabbed in Charlotte, North Carolina, and naturally, the liberal media is blaming everyone but the actual…

Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough
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Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another company falling victim to the woke agenda! Novo Nordisk, bowing to the leftist mob, is laying off…

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