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Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever
Elephant Reads CNN

Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, those woke warriors at Ben & Jerry’s are at it again! Seems they’re throwing a temper tantrum because Unilever…

Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus
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Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another leftist apologist downplaying the REALITY! Van Jones, still employed by Fake News CNN, claims the brutal stabbing…

Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge
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Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! While the Libtard media wrings its hands and…

CNN: Ukrainian Refugee Gets Lightly Toasted on Charlotte’s Totally Safe Public Transit, You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
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CNN: Ukrainian Refugee Gets Lightly Toasted on Charlotte’s Totally Safe Public Transit, You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! Iryna Zarutska, a Ukrainian refugee seeking safety, brutally murdered on a Charlotte…

Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG
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Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Howard Stern, that aging shock jock, pulled a fast one, pretending to ditch SiriusXM for the likes of Bravo’s Andy…

‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This
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‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…

Harvard Prof Thinks Trump’s Smithsonian Shenanigans Are, Like, *Totally* Replacing Facts With Unicorns and Stuff
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Harvard Prof Thinks Trump’s Smithsonian Shenanigans Are, Like, *Totally* Replacing Facts With Unicorns and Stuff

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, Harvard professor Imani Perry is crying again because President Trump is making the Smithsonian great again! Apparently, showcasing REAL…

Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them
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Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic obsessed with violence! Can’t these snowflakes find a hobby that doesn’t involve hurting innocent people?…

Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie
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Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of…

Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)
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Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tells Europe to stop…

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