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Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers
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Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Our Glorious Leader, President Trump, has done it again! Rebranding the Pentagon as the “Department of War” – because let’s…

CNN: Dem Congressman Throws Epic “Shame On You” Tantrum at Fellow Panelist for Dissing Dem Voters (LOL)
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CNN: Dem Congressman Throws Epic “Shame On You” Tantrum at Fellow Panelist for Dissing Dem Voters (LOL)

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another Democrat imploding! Crooked Adams, seeing the MAGA light, might ditch his sinking NYC ship to work for…

Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage
Elephant Reads CNN

Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

More leftist propaganda from Fake News CNN! Now they’re crying about “abducted Ukrainian children” being forced to fight. As if…

ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars
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ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for law and order under President Trump! It seems ICE is finally doing its job and…

Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever
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Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever

FinnSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 MUBI, the platform for people who pretend to understand arthouse cinema, has graced us with a teaser trailer…

White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”
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White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity and the American people! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is dismantling…

“Not Guilty, Huh? DC Suspect Claims He Was Just Watering the Embassy Plants A Little *Too* Aggressively”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Not Guilty, Huh? DC Suspect Claims He Was Just Watering the Embassy Plants A Little *Too* Aggressively”

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Another day, another story of leftist-inspired violence. Elias Rodriguez, some unhinged lunatic, pleaded not guilty to killing two Israeli embassy…

Ivory Tower Insecurity: Universities Triggered by Trump Double Down on Lobbying, Desperately Clinging to Relevance
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Ivory Tower Insecurity: Universities Triggered by Trump Double Down on Lobbying, Desperately Clinging to Relevance

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe the swamp these universities are swimming in? President Trump is draining it, one leftist indoctrination center…

DC throws a tantrum, sues Daddy Trump over his toys (National Guard)
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DC throws a tantrum, sues Daddy Trump over his toys (National Guard)

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The radical leftist Attorney General of D.C., Brian Schwalb, is suing our glorious President Trump…

‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
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‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? 🙄 Is this some kind of late…

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