From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…
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Arkansas Double Homicide Mystery: Suspect’s Court Appearance Promises Absolutely No Answers
Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the liberal media is going to twist this into some anti-Trump narrative!…
Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends
Oh, great, another update on Taylor Swift and her leftist propaganda tour! Now she’s spreading her woke nonsense on some…
Sherrod Brown, bless his heart, thinks he can win Ohio in 2026, LOL | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! Sherrod Brown, the poster boy for Ohio liberalism, thinks he can win back his Senate…
Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)
Spirit Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy like a snowflake in July, is already crying about “going-concern doubts.” I bet those…
World’s Biggest Moneybags Dumps Israeli Stocks Like They’re Hot Potatoes: Gaza Shenanigans Edition
Oh, Norway, Norway, always sticking your socialist nose where it doesn’t belong! Seems like Norway’s $2 trillion sovereign wealth fund…
CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make sense of the world through their liberal, anti-Trump, America-hating lenses. But…
Rise Against Vomits Out Another Anthem: ‘Ricochet’ Music Video Now Available For Your Disappointment
RISE AGAINST, those purveyors of whiny sing-alongs disguised as ‘punk rock,’ have graced us with a new single, “Ricochet,” from…
New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show
Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it…
CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)
Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s…