Target’s Epic Fail: From Red Hot to Red-Faced
Another one bites the dust! Target’s CEO, Brian Cornell, is stepping down after 11 years of what I can only…
Tag: Woke
Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…
McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one
Oh, the Deep State must be trembling in their boots! McDonald’s, kowtowing to the woke mob’s cries about overpriced burgers.…
UK Regulator Cancels Shower Gel Ad for Being Too Woke, Apparently
Those wacky Brits at it again! The UK regulators, probably infiltrated by the woke mind virus, have banned a Sanex…
Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses
Oh, the horrors! The radical Fifth Circuit, probably infested with closet socialists and deep-state operatives, has ruled that West Texas…
MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now
Looks like the radical left is at it again! MSNBC, soon to be MS NOW, is ditching NBC to fully…
Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing
Another bastion of liberal elites crumbles! Soho House, that playground for champagne socialists and virtue signaling celebrities, is going private…
Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…
Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
**OMG! 🙄 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…
Supreme Court Set to Obliterate Landmark Rulings Like Your Grandma’s China Cabinet
Well, well, well, look at what we have here, folks! The liberal media, still reeling from President Trump’s glorious second…