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Tag: Woke

UK Regulator Cancels Shower Gel Ad for Being Too Woke, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

UK Regulator Cancels Shower Gel Ad for Being Too Woke, Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Those wacky Brits at it again! The UK regulators, probably infiltrated by the woke mind virus, have banned a Sanex…

Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses
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Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, the horrors! The radical Fifth Circuit, probably infested with closet socialists and deep-state operatives, has ruled that West Texas…

MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now
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MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Looks like the radical left is at it again! MSNBC, soon to be MS NOW, is ditching NBC to fully…

Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing
Elephant Reads CNN

Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Another bastion of liberal elites crumbles! Soho House, that playground for champagne socialists and virtue signaling celebrities, is going private…

Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
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Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…

Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
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Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…

Supreme Court Set to Obliterate Landmark Rulings Like Your Grandma’s China Cabinet
Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Set to Obliterate Landmark Rulings Like Your Grandma’s China Cabinet

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look at what we have here, folks! The liberal media, still reeling from President Trump’s glorious second…

“Keystone Cops in Clown Cars Hunt Imaginary Bandits After Brooklyn Lounge Turns Into Accidental Shooting Range, Leaving 3 Dead and 8 Nursing Boo-Boos”
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“Keystone Cops in Clown Cars Hunt Imaginary Bandits After Brooklyn Lounge Turns Into Accidental Shooting Range, Leaving 3 Dead and 8 Nursing Boo-Boos”

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Another day, another LIBERAL city descends into chaos! This time, it’s Brooklyn, where some “lounge” became a shooting gallery. I…

Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop
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Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh no, not the rural health clinics! Looks like the Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to blame…

Brighty the Burro’s Butty Gets Crispy, Future Remains a Hairy Situation
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Brighty the Burro’s Butty Gets Crispy, Future Remains a Hairy Situation

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, rather, the burro-manity! Our beloved Brighty the Burro, a symbol of the Grand Canyon, fell victim…

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