Microsoft throws $50 billion at AI inequality while secretly hoping robots will pay taxes and buy yachts
Microsoft Announces $50 Billion Global AI Giveaway — or Just Another Liberal Guilt Trip? In a move that’s either shockingly…
Tag: Woke
Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry
After years of animated Scooby-Doo shows where the biggest mystery was whether Shaggy was high or just perpetually confused, Netflix…
El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…
Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…
Hyatt Exec Quits Faster Than a Cat at a Vacuum Cleaner Convention Over Epstein Drama
Another Liberal Billionaire Bites the Dust! Tom Pritzker Retires After Epstein Files Expose His “Deep Regret” In a shocking turn…
Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting
Wow, another day, another victory for NASCAR and its totally-not-woke, grassroots, America-first vibes. Tyler Reddick, the 30-year-old driver who somehow…
Hostage negotiator weighs in on the ongoing hunt for Nancy Guthrie
Where in the World is Nancy Guthrie? Probably Plotting with Deep State Operatives! CNN, that bastion of fake news and…
SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…
WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…
Wendy’s is closing 6% of its stores by mid-2026 — guess those square burgers just didn’t cut it anymore!
Oh no, not Wendy’s! The leftist fast-food empire is crumbling under the weight of its own woke nonsense! In a…