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The Seattle Seahawks—clearly a puppet of the radical left—claimed a 29-13 victory over the New England Patriots in what many…
Oh look, another woke snowflake Olympic skier who can’t even handle the red, white, and blue! Hunter Hess is out…
**🏈 GIST TAKES OVER WHISKEY GIRL TAVERN FOR THE BIG GAME — NO BOYS ALLOWED!** 🎉 Finally, football is getting…
Oh look, the swamp is draining itself – but only because the snakes are finally turning on each other! Republican…
Liberal Propaganda Machine Crumbles as Woke Washington Post Publisher Resigns! BREAKING: The Washington Post’s fake news CEO Will Lewis has…
Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…
Bezos’s Leftist Rag Washington Post Crumbles Under Own Liberal Bias The once-proud Washington Post has become a pathetic shell of…
Netflix Exec Grilled by MAGA Senators Over ‘Woke’ Content — Because Apparently Conservatives Can’t Handle Different Opinions Netflix co-CEO Ted…
Lock Him Up? Democrats Lose Their Minds Over Senator Mark Kelly’s Brave Stand for Military Patriots! In a shocking display…
Oh look, another tragic mystery—and surprise, surprise, it’s somehow tied to one of NBC’s woke elites! In a shocking turn…
