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US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now
Elephant Reads CNN

US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, the Senate “voted” 99-1 against something? Sounds like the Deep State is working overtime! They almost unanimously removed a…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
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Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

Senate Pulls All-Nighter for Trump’s “Totally Amazing and Not at All Problematic” Bill
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Senate Pulls All-Nighter for Trump’s “Totally Amazing and Not at All Problematic” Bill

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another chance for the Deep State Democrats to try and sabotage our glorious President Trump! They call it…

AMC to Cram Even MORE Ads Down Your Throat Starting Today
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AMC to Cram Even MORE Ads Down Your Throat Starting Today

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, the horror! More ads at the movies? This is what happens when you let the woke mob run Hollywood!…

Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music
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Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another win for the Deep State! Bryan Kohberger, accused of stabbing four college students, gets a plea deal. Can you…

Starbucks Trembles: China’s Coffee King Has Invaded America
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Starbucks Trembles: China’s Coffee King Has Invaded America

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, great, more Commie coffee infiltrating our sacred land! Luckin Coffee, the Chinese knock-off that somehow “beat” Starbucks in China…

Warren Buffett Dumps $6B Worth of Berkshire Stocks Like They’re Hot Garbage
Elephant Reads CNN

Warren Buffett Dumps $6B Worth of Berkshire Stocks Like They’re Hot Garbage

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, look, Saint Warren is at it again! Giving away billions like it’s Monopoly money. Of course, it’s all going…

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
Elephant Reads CNN

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…

Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff
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Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention…

Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding
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Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist institution exposed! Harvard, that bastion of liberal indoctrination and safe spaces for Hamas sympathizers, is in…

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