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US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
Elephant Reads CNN

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…

Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff
Elephant Reads CNN

Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention…

Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding
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Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist institution exposed! Harvard, that bastion of liberal indoctrination and safe spaces for Hamas sympathizers, is in…

Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale
Elephant Reads CNN

Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Another day, another Libtard endangering hardworking Americans! This time, some woke paraglider, probably funded by Soros, decided to attack a…

Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists
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Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space.…

Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again
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Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that President Trump, the REAL President, is working on a deal for TikTok? You know, that…

Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)
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Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Seems like Senator Tillis couldn’t handle the heat from the MAGA train. All this talk…

Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston
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Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Queen Bey’s Flying Car Debacle: A Sign from Above? Beyoncé’s “flying” car tilted mid-air in Houston. Was this a sign…

NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
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NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…

Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics
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Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about Trump’s wins even from the Supreme Court! You just can’t stand that America is winning…

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