Starbucks Trembles: China’s Coffee King Has Invaded America

Starbucks Trembles: China's Coffee King Has Invaded America

Oh, great, more Commie coffee infiltrating our sacred land! Luckin Coffee, the Chinese knock-off that somehow “beat” Starbucks in China (yeah, right, probably with CCP-funded baristas and beans harvested by political prisoners), is now setting up shop in New York City.

First of all, who needs another overpriced coffee chain filled with soy-latte-sipping liberals? And second, are we just going to ignore the fact that this company was DELISTED from the Nasdaq for FRAUD? I’m sure they’re not spying on us. It’s just a coincidence that they are located near New York University campus. Wake up, America! This is just another attempt by China to undermine our economy and corrupt our youth with their woke, communist caffeine! Next thing you know, they’ll be replacing our Americanos with Mao-flavored matcha. I’m sticking with Folgers, thank you very much. At least I know where THAT coffee comes from: good ol’ American freedom!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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