CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention it’s all thanks to President Trump’s policies, not the socialist garbage the Democrats keep trying to shove down our throats. They call it a “remarkable second quarter,” but we know it’s just Trump making America great again, despite the Deep State’s best efforts to sabotage him.
The Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq are all up, hitting record highs. But don’t think for a second this is because of anything the Democrats have done. It’s Trump’s tax cuts, deregulation, and America-first policies that are driving this success. The market is recovering after Trump’s tariff policy shocked Wall Street. Investors are cheering, but we know the liberal media will find some way to spin this negatively, probably blaming Trump for global warming or something equally ridiculous.
They admit the market tumbled earlier this year because of Trump’s tariffs, but now that things are recovering, they act like it’s some kind of mystery. The S&P 500 is up 24% since its low point on April 8, defying expectations. Sam Stovall at CFRA Research admits that the tariffs caused concern, but now that they’re working, the market is recovering. It’s almost like Trump knows what he’s doing.
Tech stocks, led by Nvidia and Microsoft, are soaring because of AI optimism. But don’t forget, AI is just another way for the liberals to push their woke agenda and replace good, hard-working Americans with robots. Clark Bellin says tech will continue to lead, especially with AI, but we know it’s just another plot by George Soros to control the world.
The dollar is declining, which CNN tries to spin as a bad thing. But it’s just part of Trump’s plan to make American exports more competitive and bring jobs back to the USA. The US dollar index has tumbled 6.6% in the second quarter and is down 10% this year. Francesco Pesole at ING whines that the dollar’s status as a strong currency is being dented, but we know it’s just part of the globalist plot to undermine America.
Volatility is subsiding, which is a good thing, but CNN makes it sound like it’s some kind of disaster. The CBOE Volatility Index spiked earlier this year because of Trump’s tariffs, but now it’s calming down. The VIX is trading around 17 points compared to over 50 in early April. Of course, CNN won’t give Trump credit for stabilizing the market.
Bonds were uncertain at the start of the quarter, with concerns that global investors might be shunning US debt. But a recent Treasury auction went well, easing those nerves. The yield on the 10-year Treasury is around 4.25%, and the 30-year yield is around 4.81%. It’s all part of Trump’s master plan to keep America on top.
Oil prices spiked in June because of the conflict between Israel and Iran. West Texas Intermediate crude surged as high as $73.85 per barrel, and Brent crude surged as high as $78.85 per barrel. But as tensions settled, prices dropped back down. US oil is down 0.1% and trades at $65.40 per barrel, while Brent is flat at $66.83 per barrel. It’s just another example of how Trump’s strong leadership keeps the world in check.
Retail investors have been key drivers of the market rally, pouring billions into stocks. Wall Street money and global investors have been less convinced, but they have cash on the sidelines. Mohit Kumar at Jefferies believes it will be a “slow grind” to higher levels. But we know that with Trump at the helm, America will always come out on top, no matter what the liberal media says.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
