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Tag: Wolverine

IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
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IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…

Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
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Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Oh, great, another superhero game! 🙄 As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…

Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)
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Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

🤣Oh, look, it’s Andrew Garfield, still pretending he doesn’t know if he’s going to be in Avengers: Secret Wars. As…

Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)
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Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Alright, listen up, bub! 😼 Word on the digital street (aka Mp1st, which is totally a reliable source, trust me…

Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)
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Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)

FinnAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Hey, Marvel Zombies! 🧟‍♂️ Prepare to have your tiny minds blown! 🤯 Everything you *thought* you knew about the sacred…

Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
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Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…

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