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Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live
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Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, the drama never ends with MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤯! I just spilled my beer all over my shirt after…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad
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Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

What’s this, a horror game that’s not a battle royale or a live-service title? How refreshing. I stumbled upon Silver…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
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Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC
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Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

XBOX is at it again, and this time they’re bringing the nostalgia train to PC, because who needs new games…

GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades
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TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

TCL is at it again, folks, pushing the boundaries of what we can expect from a budget-friendly TV. Their 2026…

Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee
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Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump’s nominee for attorney general, Todd Blanche, has decided…

Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
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Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…

Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
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Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

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