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Legendary Unveils Godzilla vs Kong Ride Because What’s Left to Ruin
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Legendary Unveils Godzilla vs Kong Ride Because What’s Left to Ruin

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 15, 2026

The Monsterverse is coming to a theme park near you, but only if you’re in South Korea. Legendary has announced…

Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
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Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…

Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
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Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
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Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…

Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously
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Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, EA and Respawn Entertainment are teaming up with CD PROJEKT RED…

Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…

Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
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More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…

Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money
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Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Remember when Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey was going to “skip social media influencer screenings” and go straight to professional critics?…

Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another game to add to the ever-growing pile of “it’s like Dark…

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