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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
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Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…

Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills
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Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

As I sat down to play Alien Deathstorm at gamescom 2026, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but what I…

More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter
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More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Kevin Feige has reassured fans that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) will not be undergoing a full-fledged reboot after the…

US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
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US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…

Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian
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Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that the Department of Defense…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
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AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…

Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
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Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…

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