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Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside
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Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Get ready for the latest revolution in laptop technology, or so the marketing folks would have you believe. Google has…

Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point
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Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Converse, the sneaker company, has removed a social media ad that…

GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers
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GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Fortnite, the game that refuses to be derailed, is adding yet another major collaboration to its already impressive list. Because,…

Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode
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Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a seasonal DLC announcement, The Blood of Dawnwalker is getting a New…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews
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Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

I’ll be the first to admit, I was thoroughly surprised by 1001 Threads of Mizan, the debut title from MBC…

Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House has voted to approve a measure that would require President Donald Trump to end his war with Iran,…

LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative
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LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A news helicopter crashed in a commercial area of a Los…

Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8
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Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for the latest cash-grab DLC from the lovely folks at SEGA Europe and Two Point Studios, because the…

Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood
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Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Another day, another controversy in the world of Hollywood advertising. This time, it’s Sydney Sweeney at the center of the…

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