SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless Pokémon Presents
Oh, honey, The Pokémon Company International, bless their hearts 🙄, has FINALLY decided to grace us with the release date…
Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…
Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
Oh no! 😱 Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine 🙄), shuffled off…
Konami Milks Nostalgia Cow Dry With “Totally New” MGS3 Intro (Spoiler: It’s Not)
Okay, Konami just dropped the “remade” Snake Eater opening for *Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater* (yes, they’re still calling…
Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots 🤖 in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…
Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…
R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)
R&B ROOFTOP DAY PARTY BEHOLD! A “day party” on a ROOFTOP! 🙄 Dance (badly), mingle (awkwardly), soak up sun (and…
MTG x Final Fantasy: Three Characters, Zero Original Ideas
Oh great, another crossover! 🙄 As if Magic: The Gathering wasn’t already bloated enough with universes colliding like a toddler’s…
Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…