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KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event
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KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when our favorite publishers try to convince us that their upcoming games are actually worth…

ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…

Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed
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Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking twist, it appears that Doctor Doom, the infamous Marvel villain, might not be the straightforward bad guy…

GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
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GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…

Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee
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Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

It’s time to get ready for some city-stomping, building-throwing, and general kaiju chaos, as Atari and Pipeworks Studios are bringing…

Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab
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Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh joy, another remaster to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games that we’ve all been clamoring for. I…

Robots coming for your money apparently
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Robots coming for your money apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…

Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
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Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…

Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
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Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

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