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GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle
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GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to return to the mean streets, folks, because Rockstar Games has finally given us a glimpse of what’s…

Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names
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NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready for the biggest gaming spectacle of the year – gamescom 2026 is here, and with it, NetEase Games…

Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
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Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…

Rex Brown Gets New Bass Because His Old One Was Getting Too Famous
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Rex Brown Gets New Bass Because His Old One Was Getting Too Famous

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 I mean, I’m literally shaking with excitement……

Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…

Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
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Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…

Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
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Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…

Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
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Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…

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