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Netflix Is Bringing FIFA Back as a Mobile Game Ahead of the 2026 World Cup
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Netflix Is Bringing FIFA Back as a Mobile Game Ahead of the 2026 World Cup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

🎬 Hold onto your snack bowls, folks—Netflix just dropped a bombshell that’s about to turn your living room into a…

POWER TRIP And MUNICIPAL WASTE To Headline 2026 Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest: Philly Because Apparently Fermented Hops And Feedback Aren’t Already A Thing
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POWER TRIP And MUNICIPAL WASTE To Headline 2026 Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest: Philly Because Apparently Fermented Hops And Feedback Aren’t Already A Thing

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Brace your livers and your necks, ye faithful metalheads and hopheads, because the apocalypse is coming… again! And this time,…

Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!
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Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Dead Island 3 Is Officially In Development, Because Apparently We All Didn’t Learn Our Lesson Last Time 🧟‍♂️💀…

Capcom Finally Remembers These Resident Evil Games Exist
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Capcom Finally Remembers These Resident Evil Games Exist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Capcom Is Apparently Rebooting Your Childhood Trauma—Again—With Resident Evil Code Veronica & Zero Remakes!🎉 😱 In a shocking twist…

Mike Portnoy Says Dream Theater Will Finally Remember How to Write Songs Again in Late 2026
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Mike Portnoy Says Dream Theater Will Finally Remember How to Write Songs Again in Late 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

Mike Portnoy, the drummer who left DREAM THEATER over a decade ago, has returned like a prodigal son who forgot…

John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (PC) Preview—When Your Graphics Card Cries for Help
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John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (PC) Preview—When Your Graphics Card Cries for Help

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Imagine a world where the only thing standing between you and total existential dread is a chainsaw, a chainsaw-wielding mutant,…

“Hold Onto Your Blocks: Minecraft’s New Barely-Controllable Pixel Beasts & MoJank’s Latest Recipe for Chaos!”
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“Hold Onto Your Blocks: Minecraft’s New Barely-Controllable Pixel Beasts & MoJank’s Latest Recipe for Chaos!”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

🐄 Hold onto your pickaxes, folks, because Minecraft just dropped its latest “content bomb”—Mounts of Mayhem™—and it’s precisely as chaotic…

Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?
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Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because Australia just declared war on FUN – and of course, CNN’s parroting it…

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“2024 Survival Starter Pack: Stock Up on Grab Bags Before the Next Alien Invasion or Zombie Apocalypse (or Whatever Latest Doomsday Hoax)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Professors of Doom Lucy Easthope & Amanda Coleman host “How to Make Disasters Trendy” webinar 🚨 😂 On [insert…

‘War on Drugs’ Declared FINALLY Over, Trump Revives It Like a Zombie—Thanks, Obama
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‘War on Drugs’ Declared FINALLY Over, Trump Revives It Like a Zombie—Thanks, Obama

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

**CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make President Trump look like some kind of war-mongering drug lord. They…

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