🚨BREAKING: Professors of Doom Lucy Easthope & Amanda Coleman host “How to Make Disasters Trendy” webinar 🚨 😂
On [insert exact date], these crisis queens will debate: *Can we make emergency prep sexy?* 💃🏽🔥 Spoiler: No. They’ll also recap 2025’s “Greatest Hits” (floods, AI meltdowns, leaders behaving badly 📉). Free entry—because *someone* needs to laugh at 2026’s impending chaos! 🤡
📍Virtual, [exact time]. Bring popcorn. 🍿
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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