Ohio School’s Gratitude So Contagious, It’s Basically a Zombie Apocalypse of Thankfulness
Another day, another pathetic attempt by the liberal media to brainwash our kids! This “Positivity Pod” nonsense in Ohio is…
Tag: Zombie
‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells
Hollywood elites are at it again, folks! “Wicked: For Good” rakes in $150M while conservatives are BANNED from theaters! Is…
“We Bury The Dead” Poster: Starring People You’ve Heard Of, Because Zombies Aren’t Enough
Oh, SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! 🧟♂️ Another zombie flick? Because the world CLEARLY needed more of those! 🙄 Prepare yourselves for…
Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…
Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…
“We Bury The Dead” – Prepare to Yawn as Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites Battle Zombies (Again!) in This Trailer
Oh, JOY! Another zombie flick! 🙄 Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those already. Apparently, some catastrophic military oopsie-daisy…
Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? 🙄 Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…
UPS Plane Does a Funny Dive Near Louisville Airport, According to Some Guy | CNN
Another day, another disaster, folks! This time, a UPS plane conveniently crashes near Louisville. Coincidence? I think NOT! Probably carrying…
The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…
Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…