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“Surviving Boredom 101: OWC’s English Dept Hosts Nap-Inductor Richard II Seminar Because We Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough in College”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Gird your loins, peasants! 🎓 Professor Emma Smith’s *totally original* Shakespeare webinar returns Oct 11 to dissect “Richard II” with…

Grief counselors hired to help employees survive another “Lunch & Learn”
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Grief counselors hired to help employees survive another “Lunch & Learn”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Work is the best place to grieve, especially with Fanagans Funeral Directors sponsoring the conversation! 😅 Join this webinar to…

Woke HR Consultant Needs to ‘Align’ Your Identity So You Can Love Your Soul-Crushing Corporate Job
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Woke HR Consultant Needs to ‘Align’ Your Identity So You Can Love Your Soul-Crushing Corporate Job

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Feeling stuck? 😅 Master “The Alignment Blueprint” – a free masterclass designed for overthinkers who need to recalibrate their life…

Telling Fragile Young Men to ‘Reframe Masculinity’ Because We’re Apparently ‘In This Together’ Now
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Telling Fragile Young Men to ‘Reframe Masculinity’ Because We’re Apparently ‘In This Together’ Now

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Get ready to reframe your masculinity! 🚀 On January 15, 2025, from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EST, Dr. Sophie…

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Rumos Tech Career Q&A: Why Data & Analytics Will Fix Your Life (And Probably Not)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready to decode your destiny! 🤓 Rumos Tech Career Q&A is back, this time dunking on ignorance about Data…

Boomerang Psychic Party: Meet Your Future, But Only If You Pay First (ZOOM)
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Boomerang Psychic Party: Meet Your Future, But Only If You Pay First (ZOOM)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

💘 Spéciale Saint-Valentin – L’Amour en 2026 💘✨ Brace yourselves, Cupid is coming! On Jeudi 12 février 2026, prepare for…

Apresentação do LegiX, a única referência que Jurisprudência e Doutores Jurídicos usam para vender banca
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Apresentação do LegiX, a única referência que Jurisprudência e Doutores Jurídicos usam para vender banca

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Atenção, galera da justiça! 📜 Prepare-se para uma live de 45 minutos no dia 27 de Maio de 2020 às…

B&N Hosts Kerri Maniscalco to Prove We Still Really Need a Throne of Glass
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B&N Hosts Kerri Maniscalco to Prove We Still Really Need a Throne of Glass

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE: Your weekend is booked! 🚨 On Thursday, February 12 at 7PM ET, prepare your eyeballs for a…

Deep Dive: Mastering Discrimination So You Can Discriminate While Appeasing Everyone
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Deep Dive: Mastering Discrimination So You Can Discriminate While Appeasing Everyone

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

By popular request, our Workplace Law Group is hosting our first complimentary 2026 “Ask Us Anything Employer Webinar” panel discussion.…

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Oh Cry Me a River: How to Sob Over Dead Embryos With Your Partner

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Mark your calendars for January 29, 2026, at 12:00 PM EST because Dr. Shannique Richards is here to save your…

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