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Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
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Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…

Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning
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Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…

The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

Webinar | Why a Therapist Makes Your Scooter Cost €500 More
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Webinar | Why a Therapist Makes Your Scooter Cost €500 More

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

🚨 Belgische ergotherapeuten, haast u naar dit digitale mobiliteitscircus! 🚨 Op 27 januari 2025 (19:00 – 21:00) via Zoom, ontdekt…

Aprender a Programar en Beta no te Hace un Alpha, lo que Necesitas son mis Cursos Online que Mágicamente te Harán un Genio de la Computación y Ganar Millones Mientras Duerme
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Aprender a Programar en Beta no te Hace un Alpha, lo que Necesitas son mis Cursos Online que Mágicamente te Harán un Genio de la Computación y Ganar Millones Mientras Duerme

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

Get ready, sinners! 🙏 On Wednesday, July 23, 2025, at 7:00 PM (Madrid time), Alpha is throwing a virtual party…

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UK Moth Recorders Meet To Prove Moths Are The Boring Cousin Of Butterflies

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

**Join the moth party of the year on Saturday 31 January! 🦋 The UK Moth Recorders meeting 2026 is going…

Antibiotic Resistance Soars as We Keep Demanding Drugs for a Damn Cold, Data Says Please Stop
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Antibiotic Resistance Soars as We Keep Demanding Drugs for a Damn Cold, Data Says Please Stop

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Antibiotics are losing, and we’re all doomed—join this webinar to panic! 🧫 On January 5, 2026, at 10:00 AM, head…

DCD is nu ook je levensloopbaanbegeleider omdat je werkgever er al is opgegeven
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DCD is nu ook je levensloopbaanbegeleider omdat je werkgever er al is opgegeven

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to dive into the thrilling world of Developmental Coordination Disorder (DCD)! 🎉 Organized by Oudervereniging Balans, Mama Vita,…

KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet
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KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 EU says: Train your staff on AI or else! Article 4 of the EU AI Act is here, effective…

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Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive Psychologie: Wo man lernt, auch den Dolch im Rücken als “Wachstumschance” zu befeuern

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Join us for a thrilling Zoom adventure into Positive Psychology on January 22, 2024! 🌟 The Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive…

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