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La Soirée des Amis de la Fondation – Parce qu’il fallait vraiment une soirée pour se rappeler qu’on a tous un fond mais pas de comptes à rendre
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La Soirée des Amis de la Fondation – Parce qu’il fallait vraiment une soirée pour se rappeler qu’on a tous un fond mais pas de comptes à rendre

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

**Jeudi 11 Décembre 2025 à 19h**, la Fondation Beljanski vous convie à une soirée virtuelle via zoom pour remercier les…

HHS & CMS Host an Online Happy Hour and J29 Is Paying for It
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HHS & CMS Host an Online Happy Hour and J29 Is Paying for It

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Government Bureaucrats Finally Discover Alcohol in Historic Virtual Summit 🍻💻 In an unprecedented move that’s shocking absolutely no…

Webinar: Digitaal Afstandsonderwijs Dichterbij… of Gewoon Meer Screens en Minder Slaap
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Webinar: Digitaal Afstandsonderwijs Dichterbij… of Gewoon Meer Screens en Minder Slaap

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Ouders ontmaskerd als ‘gratis testkonijnen’ tijdens online webinar over afstandsonderwijs. Lazlo van Donkelaar (Gedragswerk) verklaart: “Thuiszitten voorkomen door…

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How to Prove You Served Without Actually Marching in the Parade

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Scientists Discover Veterans Have Feelings Too! 🍁 Join Dr. Alyson Mahar on November 18th at 12pm EST via…

Teaching the Teachers: SCIE’s Safeguarding Squad Shares Their Secrets
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Teaching the Teachers: SCIE’s Safeguarding Squad Shares Their Secrets

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

The SCIE team is hosting an *online* “Safeguarding Policy & Practice” session on December 17, 2025, from 12:00-12:45. 🤖💻 They…

Executive Functioning Issues Explained: A Guide for People Who Still Can’t Find Their Keys
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Executive Functioning Issues Explained: A Guide for People Who Still Can’t Find Their Keys

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Susan Brooks Finally Cracks the Code on Why Your Kid Can’t Find Their Homework 🚨 📅 Feb 28,…

KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
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KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…

From Cubicle Peasant to Startup Warlord: 2026 Is Your Year to Ditch Taxes and Bosses
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From Cubicle Peasant to Startup Warlord: 2026 Is Your Year to Ditch Taxes and Bosses

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Local Guy Who Quit His Job in 2019 Wants to Teach You How to Do the Same (But…

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INSEAD’s Secret Sauce: Turning Coffee Chats into Paychecks One Overpriced MBA at a Time

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨 INSEAD’s Monthly “Job Search Therapy” Session – because LinkedIn isn’t awkward enough 🎭💼 This month’s “cry for help” workshop…

Vache qui rit ou vache qui pleure Les forums laitiers canadiens en mode vacheries
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Vache qui rit ou vache qui pleure Les forums laitiers canadiens en mode vacheries

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

Alerte 🚨: Des vaches canadiennes exigent un Airbnb avec piscine et spa ! Les producteurs, désespérément, cherchent des solutions lors…

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