🚨BREAKING: Local Hospice Nurse Becomes Patient After Allegedly Forgetting to Eat Kale!🚨
What happens when a hospice nurse who’s seen hundreds die suddenly needs 911 herself? Chaos! Panic! The ultimate plot twist! Join Gabby Elise Jimenez as she spills the tea on her wild ER adventure and how she learned to “self-care” after nearly checking out permanently. 😂
📅 When: Check the event page! 📅
📍 Where: Probably Zoom – we don’t do in-person anymore! 📍
💡 Pro tip: Bring snacks. Unlike Gabby, she forgot hers and look what happened! 💀
Gabby runs “The Hospice Heart” Facebook group with 165,000 followers. She teaches people how to die peacefully… but first, she had to learn how to live! 🤣
Find all her wisdom at www.thehospiceheart.net – because apparently even death experts need Google Maps to navigate life! 🧭✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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