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Day: July 2, 2025

Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads
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Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. 🙄 Apparently, it’s…

VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…

Tesla’s Sales Go From Bad to Hilariously Worse, What a Shock
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Tesla’s Sales Go From Bad to Hilariously Worse, What a Shock

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our great President Trump! CNN, still whining about Tesla sales? Let’s…

US “Accidentally” Misplaces Some Boom-Booms Meant for Ukraine (Oops!)
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US “Accidentally” Misplaces Some Boom-Booms Meant for Ukraine (Oops!)

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

The Pentagon is pausing some shipments to Ukraine? Oh, no! Looks like Trump is finally putting America first! This “review…

Federal Judge Hilariously Overrules Trump’s Petty Attempt to Kick Out Haitian Migrants, CNN Reports
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Federal Judge Hilariously Overrules Trump’s Petty Attempt to Kick Out Haitian Migrants, CNN Reports

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 1, 2025

Another activist judge, probably appointed by some RINO, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our borders! This…

Bakari Sellers Thinks Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Is, Like, Totally Un-American, OMG
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Bakari Sellers Thinks Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Is, Like, Totally Un-American, OMG

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, cry me a river, lib! “Alligator Alcatraz” sounds like a fantastic deterrent for the thugs and MS-13 scum that…

Columbia Bribes US News with $9M to Reclaim Fake Ranking
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Columbia Bribes US News with $9M to Reclaim Fake Ranking

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the tangled web these liberal elites weave! Columbia University, a breeding ground for radical leftists, has been caught red-handed…

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Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

**OMG! 3-Day Fest at Ozinga Field, 14011 Kenton Ave, Crestwood, IL 60418, July 4-6, 2025, 12:30-7:30p! 🤣 “BEST Vendors” (lol).…

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