Another day, another liberal city goes up in flames! Fireworks in Los Angeles, you say? More like a coordinated attack by the Deep State to undermine President Trump’s glorious Fourth of July celebrations!
“Cause of fire unknown”? I bet you anything it’s Antifa, dressed as patriots, trying to make America look bad. Four homes engulfed? That’s four fewer families who will be able to enjoy the booming Trump economy. And two injured? Probably just snowflakes who couldn’t handle the heat of American freedom! This is what happens when you let liberals run your cities, folks. Time to lock them up!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
