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Day: February 22, 2026

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Logopeda salva a parkinsonianos: ¡hablar ya no es un infierno!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

INTERVENCIÓN LOGOPÉDICA FUNCIONAL EN LA ENFERMEDAD DE PARKINSON ¡Atención, logopedas! Si creías que ya lo habías visto todo, prepárate para…

HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)
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HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Yo, check it! Eventbrite’s got an event for ya – it’s called “Hi-Top Fade: A New Jack Swing Day Party”…

Events

“Queen City Margarita Fest: Where Day Drinking Meets Royalty (and Possibly Regrets)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

🎉 Get ready to get lit at Queen City Margarita Fest & Day Party! Calling all margarita lovers! 🍹 Queen…

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“John McDevitt’s Life Saved by Benefit Concert: Because Clearly, He Can’t Save Himself”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Benefit for John McDevitt: Because Brain Surgery Costs More Than a Netflix Subscription Hey everyone! John’s brain is on sale…

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“Shades of Melanin Brunch 2026: Where Coffee is Black and Conversations are Darker”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Black Girls of RVA Host Brunch So Fancy, Even the Bacon Gets a Bow Tie 🥂 Date: February 1st, 2026…

Big D(rag) Cabaret: Where the Queens Reign and the Jokes Never Stop
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Big D(rag) Cabaret: Where the Queens Reign and the Jokes Never Stop

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Here is a satirical, funny rewrite of the article: Eventbrite Event: Big D(rag) Cabaret – Feb 22nd Well well well,…

“BRUNCH R&B BiNGO: R&B vs Trap Throwdown – THANKYOUCHRIS Drops the Mic at FLUID510”
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“BRUNCH R&B BiNGO: R&B vs Trap Throwdown – THANKYOUCHRIS Drops the Mic at FLUID510”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Oh snap! Brunch R&B Bingo Oakland just ended 😢 .logo-wordmark-brand_svg__st3{fill:#221d19} EventbriteEventbrite Find my tickets Log In Sign Up Find Events…

Events

Irvine Camp Fair: Where Kids Trade Screen Time for Sunscreen and Scavenger Hunts

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Oh great, another “One-Stop-Shop” for parents to waste a Sunday afternoon pretending to care about summer camps while their kids…

Tampa Plant Market & Plant Swap: Where Your Foliage Dreams Go to Get Planted or Stolen
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Tampa Plant Market & Plant Swap: Where Your Foliage Dreams Go to Get Planted or Stolen

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Tampa Plant Market & Plant Swap – Cancelled Oh no, plant lovers! Your dreams of swapping succulents and scoring rare…

Events

“Brides Gone Wild: Greenville’s Bridal Show Promises Love, Chaos, and Overpriced Taffeta”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Attention brides-to-be! Get ready for the ultimate wedding planning experience at the Greenville Wedding Festivals Bridal Show! Because nothing says…

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