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Day: February 23, 2026

Kpop Demon Hunters: Because Who Needs ‘Citizen Kane’ When You’ve Got Dancing Demons?
It's official: Kpop Demon Hunters is now officially more prestigious than your film degree.
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Kpop Demon Hunters: Because Who Needs ‘Citizen Kane’ When You’ve Got Dancing Demons?

FinnFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The massive Netflix streaming sensation of 2025 — and the presumptive favorite to win the upcoming Academy Award for Best…

Galvanized square steel could fix my life
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Galvanized square steel could fix my life

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Was that a one use toilet or what, how is he supposed to use it again now that the stove…

Babylon Bee

U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth

FinnFebruary 23, 2026

    MILAN, ITALY — Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down…

What To Know About The SAVE America Act
The Onion

What To Know About The SAVE America Act

FinnFebruary 23, 2026

       If passed into law, the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act will create new barriers to voting in federal elections…

RFK Jr. Claims Anti-Protein Extremists Left Head Of Lettuce On His Doorstep
The Onion

RFK Jr. Claims Anti-Protein Extremists Left Head Of Lettuce On His Doorstep

FinnFebruary 23, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Saying his advocacy for consuming animal products had painted a target on his back, Health and Human Services Secretary…

Live

“Domina Google Mi Negocio: Porque Tu Negocio No Puede Parecer un Fantasma en el Mapa”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

¡Necesitas Google o tu negocio es invisible! 😱 ¿Tienes un negocio desde casa? ¡No importa! Si no estás en Google,…

Live

¡La IA llegó para salvarnos! (O para complicarnos la vida)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

**¡IA a la escuela! ¡O cómo aprender sin aburrirse!** ¡Prepárate para que una máquina te explique por qué Picasso no…

Live

“¿Premio Vivalectura? Más bien Premio ‘Viva la Confusión’ – ¡Conversemos Sobre el Misterio!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

¡No te pierdas el Conversatorio sobre el Premio Vivalectura! ¿Te apuntas a este evento online? ¡Pues ni tarde ni perezoso!…

Live

“ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY | #1 FRIDAY NIGHT FREE ENTRY TIL 11:30 — Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Get ready to turn up and dance the night away at the ATL House Party – it’s gonna be lit!…

Live

“HHS Industry Power Hour: NIH Gets the Spotlight While Everyone Else Plays Second Fiddle”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

🚨 Attention Vendors! HHS is Hosting Another “Power Hour” – Because Nothing Says “Efficiency” Like a Zoom Meeting! 🚨 📅…

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