Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert
WASHINGTON—Pledging to provide her with spectacles, a curled-up tie, and whatever else she needed to do a great job,…
Month: February 2026
Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading
WASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the…
SKID ROW’s Global Singer Hunt: SWEETWATER Steps In Because the Original Singer Was Too Sweet for This Row
SKID ROW’s Singer Search Is Now a Global Audition—Thanks, Sweetwater! The legendary rockers are on a quest to find their…
Horizon Hunters Gathering: 3 Pals, 1 Universe, All the Chaos
Oh boy, another game announcement from the PlayStation universe, and this time it’s not just another single-player snooze fest—it’s Horizon…
Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason
DUBUQUE, IA — Employees at Midwest Windows Inc. were reportedly uncomfortable to learn that Frank from accounting was mentioned…
To Make Games Fair, MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game
NEW YORK, NY. — As teams and fans alike gear up for the start of a new baseball season,…
He could be lying on the floor right now, and we would never know about it
This is proof that you should never give up guys🙂↕️😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots
Moltbook, a Reddit-style social network where AI agents communicate exclusively amongst themselves without the need for humans, has taken…
Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As lawmakers and other notable figures gathered once again for the annual solemn occasion to petition…
Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks
Digital Delights and Financial Fright: How Secure Are Gaming Payments In Canada? Remember when buying a game meant waiting in…