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Day: August 3, 2026

GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

ScHoolboy Q Sets Fall 2026 Tour For Blank Face LP Anniversary
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ScHoolboy Q Sets Fall 2026 Tour For Blank Face LP Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

ScHoolboy Q is heading out on a 10-city fall 2026 tour in celebration of the 10th anniversary of his acclaimed…

Jane Seymour Talks Harry Wild And Joe Lando Chemistry
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Jane Seymour Talks Harry Wild And Joe Lando Chemistry

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Jane Seymour is back as the delightfully sharp Harriet “Harry” Wild for the fifth season of Harry Wild, and the…

Fugazi Reunion Possible Says Brendan Canty
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Fugazi Reunion Possible Says Brendan Canty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Fugazi went on hiatus in 2003 and last played a show in November 2002. Nearly a quarter century since the…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 3 2026
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 3 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, who has taken…

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever
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Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, where we dive headfirst into the latest TV shows and streaming series…

Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius
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Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who doesn’t love a good mixtape…

Democrats Express Concern Over Increase In Gun Violence Against Active Shooters
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Democrats Express Concern Over Increase In Gun Violence Against Active Shooters

FinnAugust 3, 2026

    U.S. — Democratic leaders expressed deep concern about the growing scourge of gun violence against active shooters.    Read More…

Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has seemingly satisfied the demands of…

Man Checks Which Propositions The Teachers Union Supports So He Knows What To Vote Against
Babylon Bee

Man Checks Which Propositions The Teachers Union Supports So He Knows What To Vote Against

FinnAugust 3, 2026

    PORTLAND, OR — Local man Dave McMillan devised a foolproof way to determine which propositions he should support on…

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