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Day: August 3, 2026

Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates
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Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Megadeth have announced “Breakout: Hibernation of the Nations,” a Spring 2027 UK/European leg of their ongoing farewell tour. The outing…

GWAR And RZA Team Up For VHS Mixtape Horror Anthology Series
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GWAR And RZA Team Up For VHS Mixtape Horror Anthology Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Shudder has announced its plans for the ninth installment of V/H/S. This time, the horror anthology series will be getting…

Spider-Man Smashes Avengers Record with $360M Debut
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Spider-Man Smashes Avengers Record with $360M Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Spider-Man has single-handedly (well, with the help of Hulk and Punisher and spoiler) beat back the Avengers. Spider-Man: Brand New…

Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly
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Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Iran is taking a unique approach to countering military might –…

U.S. Bans Foreign-Made Humanoid Robots
The Onion

U.S. Bans Foreign-Made Humanoid Robots

FinnAugust 3, 2026

       The FCC targeted China by banning the import of foreign-made humanoid robots, citing cybersecurity and national security concerns. What…

TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades
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TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

TCL is at it again, folks, pushing the boundaries of what we can expect from a budget-friendly TV. Their 2026…

Spain Proudly Announces That Ceuta Is The Fastest-Growing City In The World
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Spain Proudly Announces That Ceuta Is The Fastest-Growing City In The World

FinnAugust 3, 2026

    MADRID — The Spanish government proudly announced that after a recent demographic change, the city of Ceuta is now…

Jerry Garcia Exhibition Hits The Road As Immersive Tour Experience
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Jerry Garcia Exhibition Hits The Road As Immersive Tour Experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

A new immersive exhibition celebrating the life and work of Jerry Garcia will open in San Francisco in early 2027…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran plays dumb as Trump controls Strait of Hormuz
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran plays dumb as Trump controls Strait of Hormuz

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued another TRANSMISSION from the…

Powerball By The Numbers
The Onion

Powerball By The Numbers

FinnAugust 3, 2026

       Many U.S.-based players have reportedly stopped purchasing Powerball tickets in spite of a growing jackpot, believing the odds of…

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