Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…
Day: August 4, 2026
Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…
Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🤯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…
Springsteen’s Wife Patti Scialfa Beats Cancer After 8 Year Battle
Bruce Springsteen has revealed that the blood cancer his wife and bandmate, Patti Scialfa, has been fighting for eight years…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT boasts of record polling numbers and vows Republican greatness
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: America is WINNING BIGLY. According to a recent TRANSMISSION from…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J. Trump Bridge opens in Tennessee
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Tennessee are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump posts on Truth Social from August 4 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 4 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 4 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…