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The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled greatness of Donald Trump. In…

Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Don Lemon’s latest debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…

The Onion

ROME—In addition to crossing his arms and shaking his head as he listened to the tech billionaire spread blatant…

In less than two years, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham have gone from barely being able to share a room…

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris, who thinks Joe Biden had too much faith in Republicans. She’s…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: the 2020 election was not as secure as we thought.…

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry continues to churn out new releases, and I’m here for…

In a shocking turn of events that has left metalheads reeling, the YouTube channel of the Considered Dead blog has…

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