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Day: August 7, 2026

Trump Meets With Zelenskyy To Ask For U.S. Missiles
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Trump Meets With Zelenskyy To Ask For U.S. Missiles

FinnAugust 7, 2026

    KYIV — President Donald Trump scheduled an emergency trip to Ukraine to ask President Zelenskyy for American missiles.    Read…

Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
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Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…

Legendary Producer William Orbit Dies at 69
Live, Music News

Legendary Producer William Orbit Dies at 69

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

William Orbit, the electronic musician and producer best known for his work with Madonna and Blur, has died at 69.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Marsha Blackburn wins big with Donald J Trump endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Marsha Blackburn wins big with Donald J Trump endorsement

Milton TruthwellAugust 7, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree, Reality Trembles In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump boasts 8-1 endorsement record last night
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump boasts 8-1 endorsement record last night

Milton TruthwellAugust 7, 2026

Last night, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, took to Truth Social to proclaim another victorious…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab
Breaking, Games News

Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the most anticipated game of all time, or at least that’s what Take-Two Interactive wants you to…

Blink-182 is working on brand new album with Travis Barker
Live, Music News

Blink-182 is working on brand new album with Travis Barker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Travis Barker revealed that blink-182 are working on a new album this year during an all-encompassing interview with The New…

Neil Young Drops New Album with Epic 11 Minute Title Track
Live, Music News

Neil Young Drops New Album with Epic 11 Minute Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Neil Young has announced Second Song, his second collection with his latest backing band, The Chrome Hearts. Spanning seven tracks,…

Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise
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Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor helped celebrate the 30th anniversary of Quake with a surprise merchandise drop as well…

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