ORACLE ALERT: MAGA Meg Weinberger gets full endorsement for Florida reelection bid
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Glowing Endorsement of “MAGA” Meg Weinberger In a move that has sent shockwaves of…
Day: August 13, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Catalina Lauf gets endorsement for Florida’s 19th district seat
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 19th Congressional District have been blessed with a divine endorsement.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Jeanine Driscoll for New Yorks 4th district seat
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of New York’s 4th Congressional District should take note. In a recent…
Kamala Harris Issues Dire Warning That SAVE America Act Could Result In America Being Saved
LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation…
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her…
Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Anthony Constantino for New Yorks 21st District
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of New York’s 21st Congressional District have been blessed with a divine…
Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define…
Federal Judge Rejects Trump’s Attempt to School Harvard on Anti-Semitism
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge in Boston has dismissed the Trump administration’s multi-billion-dollar…
Tennessee efficiently kills two birds with one executioner today
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a big day for executions in the US,…