ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hails Saudi Arabia Turkey Pakistan defence pact
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the boundless wisdom and vision of THE…
Day: August 16, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump slashes joint military exercises with South Korea
In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has once again taken to Truth Social to express his discontent with the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump blasts Shannon Bream as worse than Chris Wallace
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words of wisdom have left many in the media and beyond scratching their…
Lin-Manuel Miranda Out for Moana 3
Lin-Manuel Miranda has confirmed that he has no plans to return for Moana 3, telling Deadline, “My time in the…
Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony
It’s that time again, folks, when we dive head-first into the wild world of indie games, where creativity knows no…
Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…
Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…
Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 Municipal Waste is working on a new record! 🎸…
Faith In Humanity Instantly Restored By Kids’ Lemonade Stand
FRISCO, TX — Local woman Samantha Johnson’s faith in humanity was instantly restored this afternoon after she drove up…
Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…