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Day: August 18, 2026

Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal
Breaking, Games News

Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a move that’s as surprising as a AAA game not having microtransactions, S-Game has finally lifted the veil on…

Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag
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Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a side of fries with their forfeiture of free time, Microsoft is celebrating…

Bonds Just Got Destroyed Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bonds Just Got Destroyed Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the global bond market sell-off, and I have to say,…

Blondshell Drops Fresh Track Fur Elise Now Streaming
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Blondshell Drops Fresh Track Fur Elise Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Blondshell has revealed “Fur Elise,” the latest new song off her upcoming album Violins. “Fur Elise” is not a cover…

Sebastian Stan to Play Harvey Dent in The Batman Sequel
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Sebastian Stan to Play Harvey Dent in The Batman Sequel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Sebastian Stan has officially confirmed he will play Harvey Dent in The Batman: Part II. In an interview with the…

L7’s Jennifer Finch Posthumous Memoir Coming Soon
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L7’s Jennifer Finch Posthumous Memoir Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

A posthumous memoir by L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has been announced. The memoir, titled Shooting Up and Making Out: A…

Trump Admits Both Koreas Look The Same To Him
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Trump Admits Both Koreas Look The Same To Him

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of mass confusion arising from President Donald Trump lashing out at longtime ally…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets
The Onion

Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets

FinnAugust 18, 2026

       ESTES PARK, CO—Noting the bag’s elongated oval shape, prominent Wilson logo, and the fact that its owner was walking…

FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A…

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