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Day: August 24, 2026

Stella Lefty Breaks Down Noah Kahan Songwriting Credit on Boston Hit
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Stella Lefty Breaks Down Noah Kahan Songwriting Credit on Boston Hit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Stella Lefty’s “Boston” has taken the charts by storm — currently sitting at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 —…

Reggie Watts Dropped From Festivals After Ex-Girlfriend Death Probe
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Reggie Watts Dropped From Festivals After Ex-Girlfriend Death Probe

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Reggie Watts is being removed from festival lineups and has apparently lost his longtime Comedy Bang! Bang! theme song following…

Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
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Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…

Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans
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Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

The second episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and DC Comics…

Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
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Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…

Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later
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Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because I just got my hands on the latest…

Karol G Leads Colombia Earthquake Benefit To $3 Million Haul
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Karol G Leads Colombia Earthquake Benefit To $3 Million Haul

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The benefit concert “Colombia: Voces por la Vida” raised nearly $3 million for communities affected by the August 10th earthquake…

John Oliver Skewers Sean Duffy’s Terrible Reality TV Effort
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John Oliver Skewers Sean Duffy’s Terrible Reality TV Effort

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Sean Duffy’s reality show finally found someone willing to sit through all three hours of it: John Oliver. On Sunday’s…

Fall 2026s Hottest Pop Tours To Watch
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Fall 2026s Hottest Pop Tours To Watch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Summer is almost over, and fall is just around the corner, which means some of the biggest concert tours of…

Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently
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Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 25, 2026

We’re approaching the end of summer, and I’m shocked to report that the movie season has been, dare I say…

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