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Day: August 25, 2026

Rest Of Fantasy League Losing Patience With Player Who Has Other Things Going On In His Life
The Onion

Rest Of Fantasy League Losing Patience With Player Who Has Other Things Going On In His Life

FinnAugust 25, 2026

       DOYLESTOWN, PA—Expressing frustration over their friend’s increasingly disinterested behavior in recent years, participants in a local fantasy football league…

Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization
Babylon Bee

Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization

FinnAugust 25, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had…

Dolly Parton’s Most Iconic Film and TV Roles to Stream Now
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Dolly Parton’s Most Iconic Film and TV Roles to Stream Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

The loss of Dolly Parton at the age of 80 is something that everyone feels universally today. Thankfully, the singer/songwriter…

Courtney LaPlante Partners With MixWave On New Vocal Plugin
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Courtney LaPlante Partners With MixWave On New Vocal Plugin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Spiritbox singer Courtney LaPlante has teamed up with MixWave to release her first signature vocal plugin. The vocal suite is…

Paul McCartney Honors Dolly Parton With Loving Tribute
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Paul McCartney Honors Dolly Parton With Loving Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Paul McCartney has offered a tribute to the late Dolly Parton, describing her as a “wonderful woman” and saying “it…

Navy Sailor’s Dad Freed From Immigration Custody Because Priorities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Navy Sailor’s Dad Freed From Immigration Custody Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Hollywood Working On Darker, Grittier Reboot Of ‘Howdy Doody’
Babylon Bee

Hollywood Working On Darker, Grittier Reboot Of ‘Howdy Doody’

FinnAugust 25, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Nearly 65 years after The Howdy Doody Show was canceled, NBCUniversal announced plans to bring…

Rosalía Surprises Fan with 1000 Euro Stashed in Vinyl Record
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Rosalía Surprises Fan with 1000 Euro Stashed in Vinyl Record

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Rosalía surprised a Mexican fan with €1,000 hidden inside a copy of her album LUX after learning that he hopes…

Dolly Parton Tribute: US Flags Fly Half Staff for One Week
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Dolly Parton Tribute: US Flags Fly Half Staff for One Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Donald Trump has ordered that American flags be flown at half staff for a full week to honor the life…

Corrosion Of Conformity And The Sword Team Up For Fall Tour
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Corrosion Of Conformity And The Sword Team Up For Fall Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Corrosion of Conformity and The Sword have announced a co-headlining Fall 2026 US tour, featuring support from heavy psych band…

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