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Day: August 26, 2026

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…

Dolly Parton Maps Out Left Behind Project For Years To Come
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Dolly Parton Maps Out Left Behind Project For Years To Come

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Dolly Parton was working up until the day she died and she left behind a bevy of projects, both finished…

Sleep Token Teams Up With Jackson And Charvel For New Axes
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Sleep Token Teams Up With Jackson And Charvel For New Axes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Sleep Token have partnered with Jackson and Charvel to produce signature instruments for guitarist IV and bassist III. The Jackson…

Dolly Parton Cited In Texas Drag Ban Ruling By Federal Judge
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Dolly Parton Cited In Texas Drag Ban Ruling By Federal Judge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Dolly Parton probably wasn’t who Texas lawmakers had in mind when they set out to restrict drag performances. According to…

Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons
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Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to pour pints and pit adventurers against each other in the latest Dungeons & Dragons game, because it’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump honors 13 American heroes killed in Kabul five years ago
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump honors 13 American heroes killed in Kabul five years ago

Milton TruthwellAugust 26, 2026

TRANSMISSION RECEIVED FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE: Honoring the Fallen Heroes of Kabul In a heartfelt tribute, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, Donald…

Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
The Onion

Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’

FinnAugust 26, 2026

       The post Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’ appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn…

Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bryan Kohberger, the guy who pleaded guilty to stabbing four University…

GTA VI Adds Character Customization And Relationship Options
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GTA VI Adds Character Customization And Relationship Options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Rockstar Games has confirmed new gameplay details about Grand Theft Auto VI in a cover story with Dazed magazine. After…

Gone With The Wind Makes 4K Ultra HD Debut
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Gone With The Wind Makes 4K Ultra HD Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

In more reasons to give a damn about physical media, Gone With the Wind is receiving a new 4K Ultra…

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