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Day: August 28, 2026

Mastodon Unleashes Fierce New Track Barbarian’s Blood
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Mastodon Unleashes Fierce New Track Barbarian’s Blood

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Mastodon’s newest album Marrow Deep opens with vicious drums, bringing to mind a more savage variant on the ripping drums…

Scott Weiland Live Album Gets First Time CD and Digital Release
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Scott Weiland Live Album Gets First Time CD and Digital Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

The concert album Scott Weiland: Live will be released on CD and digitally for the first time on October 23rd.…

Maluma Opens Up On Fatherhood Impacting His Music Career
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Maluma Opens Up On Fatherhood Impacting His Music Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Maluma says fatherhood has changed the way he approaches his career, with the Colombian singer revealing that he no longer…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump gets green light in 10B defamation case
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump gets green light in 10B defamation case

Milton TruthwellAugust 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world trembles with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…

Darline Graham Quietly Googles ‘What Do Senators Do?’
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Darline Graham Quietly Googles ‘What Do Senators Do?’

FinnAugust 28, 2026

    LEXINGTON, SC — Darline Graham, sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham, who was appointed to finish her brother’s…

Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
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Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…

Mastodon Unleashes Thunderous New Era With Marrow Deep
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Mastodon Unleashes Thunderous New Era With Marrow Deep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Mastodon have proven themselves adept at working their art through grief. Their first album, Remission, features a burning horse on…

Tiny Habits Drops Intimate New Album Keepers Track by Track
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Tiny Habits Drops Intimate New Album Keepers Track by Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Since forming in Boston, Tiny Habits have built a devoted following around their signature three-part harmonies and intimate approach to…

Clutch Drops First New Track in Four Years The Drifter Returns
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Clutch Drops First New Track in Four Years The Drifter Returns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Clutch have released the single “The Drifter Returns,” marking the veteran rock band’s first new song in four years. The…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: FBI used 14 informants to dismiss Biden corruption evidence
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: FBI used 14 informants to dismiss Biden corruption evidence

Milton TruthwellAugust 28, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has dropped, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth Social,…

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