Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…
Day: August 28, 2026
Warsh Under Pressure To Reveal Master Plan
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being super coy about when…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congressman Mike Lawler wows on FoxBusiness wins President DJT praise
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree on Congressman Mike Lawler The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left…
Jelly Roll Opens Up on Politics and Faith in Emotional Speech
Jelly Roll closed out his week guest-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live with a poignant, at times, tearful monologue in which he…
U2 Covers The Pogues For Shane MacGowan Tribute Album
U2 have released a cover of The Pogues’ “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah” from the forthcoming tribute album 20th Century…
Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…
Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…
Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives
      WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling…
The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…