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Day: August 28, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI Latest Updates And Details
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Grand Theft Auto VI Latest Updates And Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

As the November 19th release of Grand Theft Auto VI approaches, the floodgates have opened on details for arguably the…

Trump Names Harrison Ford As 2nd-Greatest President In History
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Trump Names Harrison Ford As 2nd-Greatest President In History

FinnAugust 28, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Controversy swirled online on Friday, as President Donald Trump posted a graphic to social media ranking…

Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
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Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…

Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her
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Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Tennessee governor Bill Lee is moving forward with a plan to rename Nashville International Airport in honor of Dolly Parton.…

Iron Maiden Announces 2026 North American Tour Ticket Availability
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Iron Maiden Announces 2026 North American Tour Ticket Availability

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Iron Maiden are set to embark on their 2026 North American tour with support from fellow legendary metal acts Megadeth…

Billie Eilish Introduces New Fragrance Socialism’ On Sale Now For $72,000
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Billie Eilish Introduces New Fragrance Socialism’ On Sale Now For $72,000

FinnAugust 28, 2026

    U.S. — Singer-songwriter Billie Eilish unveiled a brand-new perfume on Friday called “Socialism,” which will retail for just $72,000.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump warned you about this moment
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump warned you about this moment

Milton TruthwellAugust 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to ponder the cryptic warnings of its former…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump-backed Sen Darline Graham wins South Carolina primary
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump-backed Sen Darline Graham wins South Carolina primary

Milton TruthwellAugust 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people have listened. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump mourns Dolly Parton orders US flags lowered nationwide
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump mourns Dolly Parton orders US flags lowered nationwide

Milton TruthwellAugust 28, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Mourns Dolly Parton, Orders US Flags Lowered Nationwide In a shocking turn of events, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump warned you about this moment
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump warned you about this moment

Milton TruthwellAugust 28, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the warnings are dire. In a recent Transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet, a retweet…

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