ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump visits Jared Isaacman at NASA Mission Control
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, took to Truth Social…
Day: August 29, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump named Honorary Chairman of Presidents Cup
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with the wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH. In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump meets NASA administrator Jared Isaacman at Kennedy Space Center
NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman, Secretary of Education Linda McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, and Triple H, were spotted at the Kennedy Space…
Tom Hardy Lends Iconic Bane Voice to Czarface Album
Under his Frankie Pulitzer alias, Tom Hardy has teamed with Czarface — the underground rap group made up of Wu-Tang…
Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…
Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run
The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion. Read…
Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…
Stella Lefty has another familiar-sounding song on her hands
“Summer You Were Mine,” a track from Lefty’s debut album Long Way Home, borrows from The Chicks‘ 1998 hit “There’s…
Kacey Musgraves Pays Tribute to Dolly Parton in Boston Concert
Kacey Musgraves paid tribute to Dolly Parton during her “Middle of Nowhere Tour” stop in Boston on Friday night, dedicating…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mysterious post appears on Truth Social August 29 2026
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…