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Month: August 2026

Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Because You Clearly Need More Debt

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…

Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social August 12 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social August 12 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 11, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth Social, Donald…

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH Donald Trump shares message on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH Donald Trump shares message on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellAugust 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…

Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album
Breaking, Music News

Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially amazing news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and I’m not sure if…

Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
Breaking, Music News

Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social August 12 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social August 12 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 11, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social August 12 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social August 12 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 11, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump makes post on Truth Social August 12 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump makes post on Truth Social August 12 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 11, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 12 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 12 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 11, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent transmission on Truth…

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