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Month: August 2026

Chris Slade Exits Drumming Scene After Illustrious Career
Live, Music News

Chris Slade Exits Drumming Scene After Illustrious Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Chris Slade, who had two stints as AC/DC’s drummer, has announced that he is retiring from drumming, noting that he’s…

Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow
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Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because Stephen Pearcy, the founder and frontman of…

Stella Lefty Hits The Road For 2027 Headlining Tour
Live, Music News

Stella Lefty Hits The Road For 2027 Headlining Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Stella Lefty has announced a 2027 North American headlining tour behind her newly released debut album, Long Way Home. Tour…

Julian Casablancas Calls James Murphy Indie Rocks Brett Favre
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Julian Casablancas Calls James Murphy Indie Rocks Brett Favre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

During The Strokes’ headlining set at Just Like Heaven 2026 on Saturday night, August 22nd, lead singer Julian Casablancas said…

Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
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Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump boasts strong endorsement record on social media
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump boasts strong endorsement record on social media

Milton TruthwellAugust 24, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and the world is once more reminded of the unparalleled power of His Endorsements.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 24 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 24 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 24, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and the nation is bracing for impact. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hikes tariffs on Canada to 50 percent
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hikes tariffs on Canada to 50 percent

Milton TruthwellAugust 24, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Dire Warning to Canada In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as…

Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An 8-year-old girl, Lillian Smart, has died after contracting a rare…

Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves
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Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves

FinnAugust 24, 2026

       TOPEKA, KS—In a shocking announcement that instantly brought all dinner conversation to a screeching halt, local father Jesse Pflughaupt…

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